Thursday 11.26.09
Announcements:
The 1st Annual
CrossFit Christmas Challenge
5k Run and 1Mile Dog Jog
To benefit Paws-Ability
Dec 12, 2009
On Sunset Beach, NC
Monday, January 18th
9am-5pm
Cost: $157
9am-5pm
Cost: $157
Why attend Oly Seminar?
We clean, we jerk, and we snatch. CrossFit OIB has gotten you this far- now let Coach Wilkes and his team take you farther, make you stronger, and more proficient. "If you want to improve your lifts come to our seminars. In our seminars we teach the Snatch and the Clean and Jerk from a technical stand point. The best way to learn the lifts is by doing them. So bring your workout gear." -CrossFit Chesapeake.
Holiday Hours:
Thursday & Friday 9am classes only. Please sign up for class on the white board.
You know you're a CrossFitter when...
AMRAP in 20 minutes:
25 Burpees
Body weight back squat, 15 reps
...You see someone doing bicep curls you automatically think they are joking.
- You drive with a hook grip.
- You use the word "prescribed" in daily conversation.
- You have more scars on your shins than a twelve year old boy.
- You compare calluses with your buddies.
- Refresh is your favorite button after 8:30pm.
- Your steering wheel is covered in chalk.
- You consider it a good workout when you did (or didn't) bleed.
- In order to drive home you have to spend twice as much time recovering from the workout than it took you to finish it.
- You have demonstrated a burpee in a bar.
- You measure progress by timing how long it takes you before you puke.
- Your friends give you a high-five after you puke.
- You have spend hours watching videos of other people working out.
- You know better than to say, "That looks easy".
- Tape and chalk are at a premium.
- Your kid flunks pre-school due to insessant tardiness because you don't want to miss a WOD.
- You move all the equipment you need to do the workout next to the pull up bar so you can shave seconds off your time.
- You measured off 100M, 200M, 400M and 800M from your garage with a rolling ruler and your kids sidewalk chalk. Spray paint is next if your neighbor keeps washing off your chalk marks.
- You overhead squat your children.
- You practice deadlifting your dog.
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